You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you,
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you,
Don't you? Don't you?
I am not a monster. Please stop choking on your apple, you heard me right. I am not a monster. I also am not a helpless forest animal. I hate to repeat myself. In fact, I loathe it. But apparently some need this information pounded into their heads before they understand. I'm bored of this and am in dire need to finish my philosophy thesis so I'm just going to repeat myself.
"How can you say you understand what you have not experienced? You can
listen to my words and you can feel emotions regarding them. But don't take what I say as your own.
[I could be talking about my damn cat for all you know.] Unrequited
love. I know nothing of it, so no that isn't what I'm talking about.
You're so vain, I bet you think this blog is about you. Don't you?
Don't you? Don't you? Starve yourself of human connection. Then you can
relate to my words. Find yourself swirling around the bottom of a
bloody mary glass and stuck to resin on the side of a bowl, then tell
me every stanza I type makes sense. Scream at the top of your lungs in
the shower only because you were out of shampoo, then you will have
felt my idiocy. Take joy in finding a million ways to screw yourself
over. Then you have crawled a million miles in my boots. [Black
scrunchy flat boots.] Revel in the fact that yes indeed, you have done
it again. And my pride for you will overcome me. Be. Smart. Sexy.
Dangerous. Let passion wash over you at all the wrong times. Let the
suffocation you feel standing naked in an empty room fill your soul
with more pain. Allow your shame to envelop you until the pressure
bursts like a blowhole. Suck someone dry, make them cry, let them ride
to hell between your thighs, curve the edge of your smile and wink.
Make them beg for you to do it again. Get in, get off, and get the fuck
out. Break them just because you can. Take small pleasures in seeing
the flame die in their eyes. Taste. Nibble. Bite. Desire. Eat. Relish
in. Sample. Savor. Smell. Sip. Trace. Yearn for....the other. Don't
fight it. Embrace it and become a master. It's the only way to survive."
And I reiterate, you don't know what I mean by a simple glance of these words. Do not take what I say and put it into your interpretation of me. It is most likely way off the mark. It is most likely completely wrong. And you will most likely come out looking the fool.
Alas, I've gone on another tirade. Excuse the mess, I've been a little distracted.
Oooohh! I almost forgot!!
SUCK IT.